IJustine used to say “I Am the Internet” but even around the time she was coining that phrase I was still an “Internet Grandma.” Social media hardly existed for IJustine even, it was in its infancy. So that tells you how long I’ve been at this “recording my life” thing. I remember telling my mother that I felt like God had told me to record everything that happened during my life (I was referring to the online journal and the not naked cam).
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The story here is the space cowgirl that’s a little too far gone is me, and Major Tom is Elon.