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Colbert: So you get that you’ve got all men on lock?
Me: Ha! Is that what this is?
Colbert: Well, psychically speaking.
Me: So there’s no way around it?
Colbert: Nope, just go with it. It’s the funniest thing ever.
Me: Damnit I can’t remember the rest of the conversation. I should have recorded it sooner. Maybe it will come back to me later, because it was Colbert level funny. But there was something in there about my eating bacon and would I eat a fully loaded hot dog, me style. I do like a good Sonic coney. But damn, thinking about all this meat – how m I supposed to become a flexitarian?
Me (again): But no, wait. I use a fork when I eat a hot dog!
Colbert: And that is why YOU are Shauna-level funny.