My delusions should go into a fictional book.
I first “met” the Dogefather in 2021 when I was watching Squid Game. I was communicating with him telepathically, and even created a hole in my Hindu Heart for him. But then by some off-chance he met my sister and fell for her. I backed off so they could pursue a relationship … but then he started chasing me again because I was SO psychic and could be instrumental in space travel.