Scarfie: Meow!
Me: Scarfie, what are you doing kitty?
Scarfie: I hate that it’s come to this, Shauna.
Me: What?
Scarfie: The vet has offered me a job since I can talk to them, and tell them what all of the animals can’t.
Me: So are you going to go live there?
Scarfie: Not exactly, but I do have a teleportation hole that takes me from our backyard directly to the back office of Warr Acres Animal Clinic.